Funny...
Got this in an e-mail from babycenter.com - thought it was cute... (comments in bold are mine)
You didn't know becoming a parent meant...
Stacking today's unread newspaper on top of yesterday's unread newspaper. So many magazines to read - just stacking one on top of the other.
Eating dinner like you're trying to break a Guinness world record for the most pasta swallowed in the shortest amount of time. Standing up. This is so true. This is what it felt like when I was at home with them when they were younger - trying to eat quickly.
Letting your partner choose between poop and laundry as a conversation topic. Yep - so who is going to do some laundry and who is going to do the dishes.
Figuring out how to pee without putting the baby down. This one I've only done once. At the football game, I didn't have anyone to hold Benjamin so I had to pee while holding him in the Bjorn - interesting experience.
Wearing a bra that looks like something from a 1930s Sears catalogue. I guess my bra does kinda look like that. I could probably go back to my normal bras seeing as I'm not breastfeeding anymore - just pumping.
Spending three hours getting the baby to sleep and then waking him up two minutes later to make sure he's still breathing. I've done this a few times.
Forgetting what you were... There is that sleep-deprived daze.
You didn't know becoming a parent meant...
Stacking today's unread newspaper on top of yesterday's unread newspaper. So many magazines to read - just stacking one on top of the other.
Eating dinner like you're trying to break a Guinness world record for the most pasta swallowed in the shortest amount of time. Standing up. This is so true. This is what it felt like when I was at home with them when they were younger - trying to eat quickly.
Letting your partner choose between poop and laundry as a conversation topic. Yep - so who is going to do some laundry and who is going to do the dishes.
Figuring out how to pee without putting the baby down. This one I've only done once. At the football game, I didn't have anyone to hold Benjamin so I had to pee while holding him in the Bjorn - interesting experience.
Wearing a bra that looks like something from a 1930s Sears catalogue. I guess my bra does kinda look like that. I could probably go back to my normal bras seeing as I'm not breastfeeding anymore - just pumping.
Spending three hours getting the baby to sleep and then waking him up two minutes later to make sure he's still breathing. I've done this a few times.
Forgetting what you were... There is that sleep-deprived daze.
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posted by seattlegal @ 1:27 PM
1 Comments:
At 3:26 PM ,
Anonymous said...
Hi! I just stumbled across your blog. :) I am a twin mom too. :D Your babies are adorable! And as far as your post goes, I have done so many of those things, especially check to see if they are still breathing. Lol.
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